Total Medals Earned: 69 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,150 Points
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/210 points)
Complete the first chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 5/25 (30/140 points)
World
but he doesn't fall down
Visit the codex for the first time.
maybe.
hhhmmmmm.
there all dead
Can't touch this.
who you call'n chicken?
Visit the codex 10 times.
Visit the codex 50 times.
¿Dónde está mi cerveza
there you go... good bye!
???
Who will interview the interviewmen?
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
...
Nephropidae
Cake and apple pie.
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
Yes it is.
that is the ummmm somthing...
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I'm almost done.
Visit the codex 100 times.
He will always be to me...
Medals Earned: 4/26 (60/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
150 Kills in a match
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/375 points)
Politely decline
Defeat Clown
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
